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i love proper punctuation
Dear John I want a man who knows what love is all about you are generous kind and thoughtful people who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior John you have ruined me for other men I yearn for you I have no feelings whatsoever when we are apart I can be forever happy will you let me be yours Gloria
can be intepreted in TWO ways...
WAY ONE!
Dear John, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, and thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. John, you have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we are apart. I can be forever happy. Will you let me be yours? Gloria
BUT WAIT! THERE'S STILL WAY TWO!
Dear John, I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, and thoughtful people who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. John, you have ruined me. For other men I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we are apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Gloria
wow! oh the powers of little dots, curvy things, curvy things with dots, and capitalized letters. hooray punctuation!
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